Nyotaimori: the Japanese art of eating dead, uncooked fish off of a naked woman's body. I'm cool with that: I practice whip cream Nyotaimori myself. Yet after I'm done, it's never once occurred to me to push my fingers through my tables stomach, pull her flesh open and begin feasting on the entrails inside.
Sounds fun, but there's the messy moral compunctions of cannibalism. Enter Japan yet again, to supply us with edible but artificial naked women. You carve a nice gory hole in their side and then devour the bloody intestines inside. And as these photos show, it's a perfect group date activity.
On the off-chance that ToM throws a San Francisco bash, I promise you we will secure one of these.
Japanese Banquet of Cannibalism [Weird Asia News... way to blur the fake pubic hair, guys]
