What The Heck Is Going on With Zac Efron's Hair?

What the...? What was the story with Zac Efron's hair at the Dr. Seuss' The Lorax premiere over the weekend? Is this the worst case of hat head the world has ever seen? Is he just trying something new? Is he kidding with us?

There are tufts jutting out on the sides...

And the top is totally lopsided.

I just keep hearing Mike Myers a la So I Married an Axe Murderer in my head saying "that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts." Perhaps he was going for an All-Girl Pixie cut. This just took a left turn somewhere.

Let's hope this is just a phase.

What do you think is going on here?

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