The Drunk Party Guy

Yeah, you know who you are! No, I will not sleep with you. Stop asking me if I want a drink or a shot. I am DRIVING, you moron! I’m not gonna eff up my job and start partying with you fools.

And please, stop telling me to “be safe”. If you could just stop being a creep, then I would be just fine. thanks.

People like you are the reason why I bought some mace.